I leaped out the car, smiled at Joe, gave him the high five and the hug. "Congratulations Joe! We've missed you at the barbershop. Hope you can get in to see us soon again. And BY the way, congratulations, AND, by the way, I called that race for you on 26 October, 2010. In my blog: I'm voting for Joe Walsh, when I said, WHEN (not if) Joe wins.
And all those idiot CBS political analysts getting their knickers all tied up, "well, no one could have seen this. This race was not even in the top 100."
Well, NO SHIT. Then I told him about how Dirk, posting anonomously, tossed a whole lot of innuendo out there, like shit into the fan, seeing what will stick. Without going into any detail, I just said, "But the GREATEST part was when he asks 'Who has supported Joe?""
As if he could have possibly gotten a stronger endorsement than a total non-endorsement from the Chicago (sucks) Tribune, the Chicago (not sucks so much) Sun Times, the (really quite good) Daily Herald, and the most expensive collection of real estate adds you'll ever pay anybody to darken you mail box with, the Barrington-Courier Review.
Hey Joe - you da MAN (hot damn)
Then I explained how within 4 months he can become the best known elected politician in Washington D.C.
It's like this, man, I explained
Da da da da dum dum dum
Da da da da dum dum dum
Da da da da dum dum dum
Da da da da dum dum dum
Da da da da dum dum dum
[1st verse [Oo-backing vocals on each line]]
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Huh! And that ain't too cool.
[2nd verse [Ah. -backing vocal on each line]]
Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down,
you shot her down.
Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot you old lady down,
you shot her down to the ground. Yeah!
Yes, I did, I shot her,
you know I caught her messin' 'round,
messin' 'round town.
Uh, yes I did, I shot her
you know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town.
And I gave her the gun and I shot her!
Alright
(Ah! Hey Joe)
Shoot her one more time again, baby!
(Oo)
Yeah.
(Hey Joe!)
Ah, dig it!
(Hey)
Ah! Ah!
(Joe where you gonna go?)
Oh, alright.
[3rd verse]
Hey Joe, said now,
(Hey)
uh, where you gonna run to now, where you gonna run to?
Yeah.
(where you gonna go?)
Hey Joe, I said,
(Hey)
where you goin' to run
to now, where you, where you gonna go?
(Joe!)
Well, dig it!
I'm goin' way down south, way down south,
(Hey)
way down south to Mexico way! Alright!
(Joe)
I'm goin' way down south,
(Hey, Joe)
way down where I can be free!
(where you gonna...)
Ain't no one gonna find me babe!
(...go?)
Ain't no hangman gonna,
(Hey, Joe)
he ain't gonna put a rope around me!
(Joe where you gonna..)
You better belive it right now!
(...go?)
I gotta go now!
Hey, hey, hey Joe,
(Hey Joe)
you better run on down!
(where you gonna...)
Goodbye everybody. Ow!
(...go?)
Hey, hey Joe, what'd I say,
(Hey.......................Joe)
run on down.
(where you gonna go?)
As Joe Walsh walks on stage, carrying his shotgun, pointed to the ground and the local high school orchestras and jazz bands, and the local rock and blues bands, are PRIMING the audience, so that we just KNOW what it's a gonna be that's comin' on down.
Da da da da Da dum dum
Da da da da Da dum dum
Da da da da Da dum dum
Da da da da Da dum dum
Da da da da Da dum dum
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