Red-headed Harpie Maureen Dowd Still Missing in Action: It is believed that the trauma of having written a compassionate column on 25 December, 2010, will make it quite impossible for her to recover her snark any time soon. Leaving Gail Collins and Mark Brooks to pick up the snark slack. Which, they can do as snarkily as anyone in the bidness -- or maybe MoDo is in alcohol rehab, trying to get in touch with her inner lesbian?